Fernando Bond v.s. Assasing Mendible and I-Mafie.
I was sleeping, having a nightmare. I was dreaming that the public enemy number 1 [Assassin Mendible (or Mendible, for short)], was killing my parents just a night like this.
Suddenly I woke up and heard 10 shots coming from my parents´ room.
I grabbed the AK-47(one of the most famous assault rifles of the world) and y went to my parents´ room. Y saw my parents dead on the bed. Y examined the room and y knew who had killed my parent’s:
Assassin Mendible.
He wanted revenge.
***
In another place of the city of Madrid:
“Yes I-Mafie, Fernando’s parents are dead.”
“Good job Mendible.”
“Thanks I-Mafie.”
“I am going to give you a sniper-rifle.”
“Thanks.”
“Be careful, it’s charged!”
BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
“Y told you to be careful, now go to kill Fernando!!!!”
“Yes sir.”
“Y told you not to call me sir!”
“Sorry sir.”
“You are a…!”
“Yes sir y love you so much!”
“Do you want to go now?”
“No.”
***
In Fernando’s house:
I was still at my house, calling Fernanix Bond (my brother) and Mario Costilla (my best friend). After I called an ambulance, I slept up to 11:00A.M and I didn’t go to work at the S.W.A.T. at 12:00A.M.
The two came and we got into my Viper Gts and we went to the police station to ask to the F.B.I to investigate the crime while we would go to spy the enemy base to find out something about the crime.
“What a good car to spy.”
“Yes it’s only read and white.”
“Do you want to get out of the car?”
“No.”
We waited some minutes and suddenly, a bullet hit the top of the car, making a little hole in it.
“Oh s***!”
“Don’t say swearwords Mario!”
“Yes yes yes, let´s stay here to discuss the usage of swearwords while they kill us”
Y turned on the motor, sped at 300km/h and in 15 minutes we were at my house.
“Has anybody seen who has been shooting us.”
“I have, it was a person with an orange uniform.”
***
-Sorry sir.
- Told you not to call me sir!
-Sorry sir.
-Forget it. What do you have?
“Fernando bond was spying on us by the entrance, with two more people.”
“Why did you just fire the engine?”
“Oops.”
“You are a stupid person, did you know that?”
“Yes.”
“Me too.”
***
"We need to kill Mendible before he kills us.”
“So let’s go!”
“First we need weapons and a vehicle that can resist bullets, missiles and other kind of attacks.”
“No problem.”
We took a tank with extra everything and we went to kill Mendible.
“We have forgotten the weapons”
“They are all in the boot”
***
“I-Mafie, we have detected a tank coming in this direction.”
“It’s Fernando Bond!”
“What shall y do?”
“Put the whole building on the defence position.”
“OK.”
***
“Y am going to call a work friend.”
“Ok.”
We finally got to the base.
At the base there was a very strange tank.
“That is a S.W.A.T. tank, and that is my friend Ignacio.”
“Hello y am Ignacio, and that is my tank.”
“This tank is not yours, it belongs to the S.W.A.T.!!
“It’s mine!!”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“Okay, it is yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Yes, it is mine!”
“Can we attack now?!”
“Yes!”
“OK, so let’s go.”
First we fired with the plasma cannon their defences. But don’t think we were the only ones that fired, the enemy too. They were firing missiles, we had to be careful so that no missile killed us, while we fired with bazookas and rail-guns.
“I like weapons so much.”
“Me too.”
At the end, all the place was full of dust and metal from the destroyed building, but nobody was killed.
yet this situation will not stay like that for much time.
Suddenly a cloud of smoke rose from a part of another building that didn´t seem to be suspicious. A missile came out of it, and killed everybody.
The end
